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| The perfect revenge Tom | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Right this is how it goes as far as my mate's go there complete and uter Basterds. Alway's trying to take the mick. So i've decided to get a little bit of revenge and hopefully humilliate them to as many people as possible. so first, i'll start with Thomas Kemp now he's a great mate but can be a real basterd. So here's a few stories to set the score even. When thomas was a bit younger about say 5 we were at school and Tom asked to leave class to use the toilet, anyway tom scurried off and vanished in to the toliet for a bit. A couple of minutes later the school halls were filled with this shouting and when listend to closer it was aparent that it was the voice of Tom, it was also aparent that Tom was calling for the teacher to come to the aid of a small accident and wipe his bottem, his exact and still very claer to me words were "Miss, Miss i've had a accident can you come and wipe me bum". The next story fromm Toms past is one when we must have been 8 or 9 and myself and a friend were playind a game which involved predenting to be spacemen lost in space anyway the basic nessity for this game was a drinks carten to act as a breathing mask. So Tom without a carten was left out of the game, hwich not suprisingly made him upset so in his sadness Tom procceded to enter the nearest bin and remove a used carten which he subseqensly put to his mouth and joined in the game. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| The perfect revenge Mark | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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now once again Marks a good friend and hopefully he'll never see this but he also has been a git. so revenge. | Now Mark O D there's two word that won't mean much to people who don't know now me or my friends but the good things about these words are that they can immediatly put mark down and in his place the first being just the word HANNA on it's own accompained by a laugh and just watch his face drop the next is a few words DANNY AND MOBILE PHONE hwich will send him in to denial and anger. so anyway i've had my revenge so hahahahahahahaha
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